Me: (on a fill in the blank) One uses it to fish.
Pooh Bear: A catcher!
Me: What's the name of the catcher?
Pooh: A fishing pole.
Me: What's at the end of a fishing pole?
Pooh: A pole, silly.
Me: The other end?
Pooh: A string.
Me: At the end of the string?
Pooh: A worm.
Me: Worms just squiggle away. How do you catch the fish?
Pooh: Oh yeah, on the hook!
Me: (I wipe the sweat from my brow)
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