Try to hold back the snickers. Yes, she's very RED. Yes, she's awfully odd and awkward for a house. She has lots and lots of work to be done on her.
I'm calling her Clifford, Clifford the Big Red House. If the stars in the heavens align properly, and the unknown banker will allow, we'll buy her Thursday.
Then I'll have to relearn civilization, how to be a friendly neighbor instead of a scowling recluse- that kind of thing. Wish me luck.