Peace: Mom, I have a slight fever. My head hurts. I don't feel like throwing up or anything, but I'm really tired. What do you think it is?
Me: (with a completely serious face) That is exactly what I'm told it feels like just before you die.
Peace: (gets a huge grin past the pain) How do you feel, Mom?
Me: Oh, I'm just fine, honey.
Peace: I'm told "fine" is exactly what people feel like just before they die.
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