Friday, May 30, 2008

Standard definition of phobohillbillitis- an unreasonable fear of mountain dwellers.

A more politically correct definition of phobohillbillitis- fear of Appalachian Americans.

One of my dearest friends suffers from a crippling terror brought on by the mention of scraggly beards, flimsy big brimmed hats, missing teeth, corn cob pipes, ragged shirtless overalls, shotguns, and banjo music. Apparently, it is well known fact that these shiftless and shoeless folks jump from their delapidated shacks onto the cars of innocent northerners in search of Pigeon Forge.

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