Wise One: Today at enrichment class we learned that exercise actually makes you smarter, Mom.
Me: Now that explains why I am so very smart, doesn't it?
Wise One: Yes, it does.
Me: Did you tell your teacher your old mom exercises?
Wise One: No, because it is so obvious!
The best thing is that this boy has not guile or pretense. He means what he says every time. I gotta love that child.
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