Wise One: Today at enrichment class we learned that exercise actually makes you smarter, Mom.
Me: Now that explains why I am so very smart, doesn't it?
Wise One: Yes, it does.
Me: Did you tell your teacher your old mom exercises?
Wise One: No, because it is so obvious!
The best thing is that this boy has not guile or pretense. He means what he says every time. I gotta love that child.
The Schwartz Awakens: *Spaceballs 2* is Coming
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Hmmmm .. I guess that explains my 2 Liter abs ...and knucklehead..
Yes, it does, baby. And no more taunting me with John Mayor cds' before the mid.
Gosh, I told my kids I got so smart by eating Smarties candy. I also told them I avoid Dum-Dum lollipops, just to be on the safe side. Could I be the reason my kids have such a warped sense of humor? Naaahhh...
No surprises for me that your children have both smarts and warped sense of humor...
Heh! That's great.
I remember as a young child saying quite nonchalantly that my mom was the most beautiful woman in the world because, in my mind then, surely it could not be any other way.
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