Pooh Bear: Mommy, I keep forgetting to ask for my dolphin back that I left at my friend's house. I miss my dolphin.
Tater: You miss a dolphin? Don't you have a million other plush toys?
Me: She does want to be a dolphin trainer when she grows up. (!?not sure why she has chosen this particular career path at this point considering we are nowhere near saltwater, but at seven she does have time to change her mind?!)
Peace: Plush? You mean stuffed. When a toy is plush, that means you can press it, and it will talk.
Tater: Plush means stuffed, goofy!
Me: Yeah, Peace. One can describe carpet as plush. However, if you walk on plush carpet, let's hope it doesn't talk.
Peace: (in a squeaky high pitched voice) Ouch! Stop stepping on me.
Halloween-Themed Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan With Laughter - The internet comes up with really strange names for stuff, but calling silly general audience jokes "dad jokes" is a pretty fitting description, since th...
1 hour ago